Great Wall

So all of sudden, I am standing there on top this precipice, and it occurs to me. I say to myself, "This is one massively huge enourmous big wall". Just as I am saying this, I hear some shouting. I look down and see a tiny speck running up to me. After a few minutes, I realize it is a government official. He starts telling me that I am going to die or something. I say relax, and then he points at a sign that reads 'dangerous do not climb'. I am a lover not a fighter, so I had to at least get photo of us hugging.

Sincerely kicked off the great wall,

Jason